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TTYLXOX

| November 20, 2014 | 0 Comments
TTYLXOX

Watch this! Be be be My BFF Cause IDK what’s coming next And I’ll be LMHO with the rest So TTYLXOX   Did you catch any of that?  If you have a tween in the house, you will know exactly what I’m talking about.  If you don’t, let me explain.  No, let me sum up. […]

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Don’t Judge.

| November 7, 2014 | 1 Comment
Don’t Judge.

In my past life, I’m sure I was…. Okay, we have talked about what I want to be in my next life. However, we haven’t talked about what I was in my past lives.  This is where the “don’t judge”  part comes in.  HA! 1. Gypsy I am 165% sure I was a gypsy in […]

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Pick One!

| November 3, 2014 | 2 Comments
Pick One!

    We are going to do this by process of elimination. First off, defiantly not a museum.  That would make me more crazy than I already am.  And trust me, that in itself would very difficult to do.  I can’t imagine looking at the same thing over and over and over, until the day […]

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I Am Halloween Candy’s Bitch

| October 30, 2014 | 2 Comments
I Am Halloween Candy’s Bitch

Halloween Is Tomorrow! I am already thinking of what candies I can take from my girls, after their labors of Trick – or – Treating tomorrow night.   I do not consider myself to have a  huge sweet tooth, but I’m looking forward to seeing these little guys tomorrow night.  They are like the pot of gold at […]

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I Hate The “F” Word!

| October 14, 2014 | 0 Comments
I Hate The “F” Word!

No, not that one….the other one…. E L F! Okay. It’s almost that time of year.  The F’n  “Elf on the Shelf ” time of year.  Last year, I had a small case of temporary insanity, and buckled under pressure.  I bought the damn thing for Elle, and said bad, bad words everyday for a […]

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I Bet You Didn’t Know…

| October 8, 2014 | 2 Comments
I Bet You Didn’t Know…

20 Random Facts I am the youngest of eight.  Favorite of nine. You could not pay me all the money in the world to go back to High School. I am addicted to Hungry Bear’s pink sugar cookies….and coffee. I love to take road trips with my family. I was able to get pregnant with […]

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Six Uses Of A Common Safety Pin

| September 30, 2014 | 2 Comments
Six Uses Of A Common Safety Pin

This is already starting out bad. I can think of a gazillion uses of a common safety pin.  This is going to be fun….   1.  PLUMBER’S CRACK Everyone knows what I’m talking about.  The butt crack that sticks out the top of your britches.  The stupid low-rise jeans that just happen to be the […]

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My Secret Love Affair

| September 21, 2014 | 4 Comments
My Secret Love Affair

Dear Pizza Delivery Man, It’s been awhile since I last saw you.  Thank you for helping big butts pop up all over America.  I like big butts, and I can not lie.  I confess, you are on my mind while I drive, while I’m at work, and when I’m trying to figure out what to […]

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And This Little Piggy…..Ewwwww!

| September 20, 2014 | 2 Comments
And This Little Piggy…..Ewwwww!

Alright.  I HATE, HATE, H A T E feet.  I hate the way they smell.  I hate the way they look.  I hate the way they taste.  I hate the way they fall asleep, right when you need them to work.  Those lazy piggies! I can hear you now.  Of all the weird things….and I […]

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Dear Senior Citizen Self,

| September 15, 2014 | 1 Comment
Dear Senior Citizen Self,

Dear Old Lady Ainge, Listen here lady…. go get a face lift. You look like hell!  Quit driving your kids crazy!  Get your shit packed up, and move into a 5 star assisted living residence.  Why on earth would you want to stay home?  You’re lonely, you hate doing laundry, you are probably putting dirty […]

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Would You Rather???

| September 14, 2014 | 6 Comments
Would You Rather???

Has anyone ever played this game?  It’s easy and fun to play, and because I have a house full of punk kids under the age of 25, I’m going to make them each give me a “Would You Rather” question.  The ones over 25 are not here.  I made them play from a distance.  I’m […]

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Know Your Rights!

| September 9, 2014 | 2 Comments
Know Your Rights!

DISCLAIMER:  Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent. Today I was lucky enough to spend most of my day at the San Marco State Adult Detention Center.  I was there supporting my son, George. Who now is a felon.  Yes, gave birth to a felon.  He’s working hard trying to make things […]

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Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall…….Down?

| September 6, 2014 | 1 Comment
Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall…….Down?

DISCLOSURE: I’m holding nothing back. My life is a journey, and by hell…y’all are going with me. Random Jouney #1538. FACT: When your husband is in the Oil and Gas Trucking Industry, and your father-in-law is Chip Monk, you never limit yourself to just Oil and Gas hauling. Their job today was to get this unit from […]

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